1. When you tell someone you're going on holiday and they respond with "Anywhere nice?" No actually, I'm going to the slums of Rio De Janeiro. What do you think!?
2. "Can you hear me?" "No." Wait a minute...
3. "It's opposite day today." Or is it...
4. "I'm dying out here" Yes, like the rest of humanity. We're all dying all the time, really.
5. "Have you had a haircut?" Nope, got short by itself.
6."Don't spill it!" Woops, I just did because I presumed that you wouldn't mind.
I have a very analytical mind, so phrases and sayings like this never fail to amuse me :-)
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